Wednesday, March 25, 2026

I love the smell of neighbors in the morning

Yesterday afternoon, a junk removal service emptied out the apartment of a neighbor who died almost a month ago. An appropriate metaphor.

Coincidentally, she died on the same date that my father tried to hurt himself two years in a row prior to the intervention. I saw her brought out of the apartment on a stretcher, supposedly still alive with her head tilted back and hooked up to an IV. She appeared dead already though it wasn't verified until a few days later when I was browsing the obituaries. I didn't think to turn on the police scanner online so I don't know specifics.

This neighbor was a townie hick that didn't work - apparently for disability reasons as she was only a couple years older than me from the information I gathered - yet could afford cigarettes and the strength to come outside for a smoke on her back porch and play community watch in synchronization with the MBTA buses throughout the day as she came and went. Smoking on the back porch in a project where smoking was banned by the city, then calling 911 complaining that she couldn't breathe as I once heard over the police scanner broadcast as I watched an ambulance pull up outside.

Many times when this neighbor thought I was beyond earshot, I heard her call me a weirdo in a raspy voice between drags of her cigarette, standing with hunched shoulders as though she was playing tough in the courtyard at Salem High School in the days before smoking was banned. One night as I was heading to the bus stop to go to work, some Latino twink on a moped was visiting her  - probably there to buy weed - calling me a weirdo loud enough for me to hear it clearly. There were two reasons I didn't turn around and confront the scrawny bitch. 1. I didn't want to miss my bus and be late for work. 2. I didn't want to do something that could have gotten me arrested or committed, leaving my father alone in the house with Prince Kidneydiddler.

This neighbor had a couple of other hicks in the neighborhood monitoring the bus stops as well, always coming outside and sometimes walking down the street as the buses came and went. I often observed one of them make packie runs - the same store that enabled my father - as I waited for the bus in the afternoon. His gait made it obvious that he was already drunk. More than once, I caught him slugging nips in front of my kitchen window. It didn't surprise me when I heard that he died not too long before my father. They should ban alcohol in public housing.

I'm wondering if it was him that dropped the neighbor's empty medicine bottle in front of my basement window. I learned her name by reading the label. I always assumed that she had been snooping around but maybe she was selling her meds for cigarette money. I don't recall ever seeing her ever walk in the neighborhood beyond her porch.

Or maybe it was her half-retarded friend with the distended belly that lived a couple doors down, another one who waddles around the block in sync with the bus arrivals. They were like Peppermint Patty and Marcie with the hair colors switched. She was always waddling by the bus stop on Sunday mornings when I got home from work after 7 in the morning. I haven't noticed Marcie waddling by the bus stop since Patty died.

Something else that didn't surprise me since her death is that I've seen less police SUVs driving past me while I wait for the bus, something I made a habit of recording for social media. I was suspicious of that, especially after the time she watched me from the porch as she made the sign of the cross. Now she's crossed over, out, and off. Ashes to ashtray.

Monday, January 12, 2026

Mop Boy

Clean it up
Mop Boy
Clean up the sticky
Don’t be picky


In another hour,

it’ll be there again,

the droppings of men

the closet cases

who hide their faces

in the shadows of the den

where you work

where they jerk

and shoot at the screen

that you can’t keep clean


Did you ever touch it

when no one was looking?

Did you ever taste it too?

How many times

were your hands in the slime

covered in shit and goo?


Clean it up

Mop Boy

Clean off the seat

where they beat their meat


Feed them a treat 

when the boss is gone

through the hole

or in the booth

Let the old men

swallow your youth

better than your girlfriend

who doesn’t know

that she’s sharing


So overbearing

looking for free toys

when you get home late

after getting drunk with the boys

at the strip club

reaffirming masculinity

and anal virginity


No homo

Perry Como

on the jukebox

while young girls dance

on old men in stained pants


You know their faces

the same closet cases

who end the night in your booths

where all the lips feel the same

through the hole in the wall

Beats cruising the mall


Clean it up

Mop Boy

Clean up your life

Don’t wind up like them

old and bitter with strife


©2026 Sophisticated Schizophrenic Publishing




Saturday, April 19, 2025

Libraries

Libraries
no longer exclusive
to bookworms and loners,
now catering to the homeless,
their imaginary antagonists,
and laptop fop yap
in imaginary offices.

Libraries
where immigrants argue
Abraham brain salad,
ignorant of the intellectual breadth
of their surroundings,
comprehending nothing
beyond a bible.

Libraries
should have
in-house psychologists
and philosophers.
The new breed
of library brains
so weighted by hair color
and facial metal
to be effective
with defectives.


Monday, January 20, 2025

Make America Fat Again

     Just had a late lunch of fruit and a PB sandwich after a late liquid breakfast of a pot of Coffee during the inauguration. Now I have the privilege of watching a bunch of rich gluttons on TV waiting to gorge their faces at the inaugural luncheon. They should eat themselves and choke on the fat.

     My mother would have loved Trump. She could empathize knowing what it's like to live off other people's money and criticize working people. Not everyone can get away with that. Some people need a job to afford things instead of having a spouse pay the rent and attaching their name to a son's bank account and car insurance.

Make America Fat Again.

Friday, January 3, 2025

Reposez en Paix

The Whites
are a minority now,
their old houses
painted brown
with new accents.

They have
little land left
to till,
the rest sold off.
The Pigs are now
as old as the Dogs,
their teeth as soft
as their fattened livers.

No one Skins animals
around here anymore.
The furs are few
and faux between.

Their Pusher is gone;
Pizzas now, pills non
on the old corner.

Joseph,
their stoned idol
buried again.
Pointless resurrection.

Adieu overdue.
Reposez en Paix.

©2025 JMS

Thursday, January 2, 2025

Master of None

Going through some bad art that I had in storage.

If you need some cheap art to cover a hole in the wall...

"Haake Beck" (pastel on bristol, 2003)
"Haake Beck" (8.5" x 11" pastel on paper, 2003) - $33

"Fruit on Guitar" (pastel on bristol, 2003)
"Fruit on Guitar" (11" x 14" pastel on bristol, 2003) - $55

"Piano Man" (marker on bristol, 2004)
"Piano Man" (11" x 14" marker on bristol, 2004) - $55

"Bass Man" (marker on bristol, 2004)
"Bass Man" (8.5" x 14" marker on bristol, 2004) - $55

"Reed Between the Lines" (collage, 1995)
"Reed Between the Lines" (11" x 14" collage on bristol, 1995) - $20

"Minor Roles in a Motion Picture" (collage, 1995)
"Minor Roles in a Motion Picture" (11" x 14" collage on bristol, 1995) - $20

Prices do not include shipping & handling.

Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Business Casualty

One reason that I prefer job interviews in person:

Dec 23, 2024, 10:58 A

Hi Jonathan,

I hope this message finds you well! As the holiday season is upon us, I wanted to take a moment to check in with you and wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! 🎄

It’s been a pleasure working with you, and I hope this time of year brings you joy, relaxation, and some well-deserved rest. If you're actively considering new opportunities or would like to update me on your job search, I’d love to hear from you.

Looking forward to connecting with you in the new year. Enjoy the holidays, and stay safe and warm!

All the best,
 
Brendan ***** 
Recruiting Manager
KBW Financial Staffing & Recruiting
[...]


Dec 30, 2024, 3:06 PM

Mr. *****,

     Thank you for the form letter. Obviously, you still have my contact info in your address book from a Zoom interview in September 2022 which was memorable only because you had your camera oddly angled so that you were only visible from the chin up. Your pleasure of working with me never occurred beyond the day of that interview which is the last time you contacted me prior to this correspondence.

Happy Kwanzaa. 
 
Jonathan

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